Noodle ("Noodle," "we," "us," or "our") is a micro-break app that delivers short pieces of content — jokes, facts, challenges, and similar items — with one tap. These Terms of Use ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the Noodle mobile application (the "App").
By downloading, installing, or using Noodle, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the App.
By using the App, you confirm that you are at least the age of digital consent in your country (or, if you are younger, that a parent or legal guardian has agreed to these Terms on your behalf and is responsible for your use of the App, including any Pro subscription purchases). Parents and guardians are responsible for supervising their children's use of the App.
Noodle is licensed to you, not sold. Subject to your compliance with these Terms, we grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to download and use the App on devices you own or control, for your personal, non-commercial use. We (and our licensors, where applicable) retain all rights in the App not expressly granted to you here.
Noodle is offered in two tiers:
We may change the specific limits, content volume, or features included in either tier over time, including as we grow the content library. We'll aim to keep the App's core promise — a fast, simple, ad-free micro-break — intact even as details evolve.
Noodle Pro is offered as an auto-renewing subscription at the price displayed in the App at the time of purchase. Pricing may vary by region and may change over time; you will be shown the current price before you subscribe.
Subscription purchases are billed and processed through the app marketplace you downloaded Noodle from. We do not directly collect or store your payment card details. Your purchase is also subject to that marketplace's own terms and payment policies.
Unless cancelled before the end of the current billing period, your subscription will automatically renew at the then-current price. You can view, manage, or cancel your subscription at any time through your app marketplace account settings.
Refund requests are handled by the app marketplace you purchased through, in accordance with their refund policies. We are not able to directly issue refunds for purchases made through platform billing.
This does not limit any refund, repair, replacement, or other remedy you may have under applicable law.
Once you've seen most or all of Noodle's static (human-curated) content library, Noodle Pro may supplement your experience with new content generated using artificial intelligence, following content guidelines we've set. AI-generated content is designed to match Noodle's tone and style, but as with any AI-generated material, it may occasionally be imperfect, repetitive, or not to your taste. We do not use AI to generate our fact-based content ("Fun Facts"), which remains human-curated and verified.
Generating AI content does not involve sending any personal data — only the content type and a short list of previously shown items, so the AI avoids repeating itself. No user data is used to train any AI model.
You agree to use Noodle only for its intended purpose — as a personal entertainment and micro-break tool. You agree not to:
The "Noodle: Silly Breaks" name, branding, logo, mascot artwork, app design, and user interface are owned by the Founder and protected by copyright, trademark, and other applicable laws. Nothing in this Agreement transfers ownership of these rights to you.
Noodle's content library is a mix of content we've written and curated ourselves, and content generated with the assistance of artificial intelligence (see Section 4), reviewed and curated by us either way. Depending on applicable law, purely AI-generated text may not independently qualify for copyright protection; however, the selection, curation, arrangement, and compilation of content within the App — human-written and AI-assisted alike — reflects our editorial effort, and we treat the library as a whole as our proprietary content.
Regardless of the copyright status of any individual item, by using the App you agree not to systematically extract, scrape, copy, republish, or commercially exploit Noodle's content library, in whole or in part, without our written permission.
You may share or screenshot individual content cards for your own personal, non-commercial use (for example, sending a joke to a friend, however you choose to send it). This limited permission does not extend to bulk redistribution, republishing content as your own, or any commercial use.
While we make reasonable efforts to review and curate all content in the App, including AI-generated content, we do not guarantee the scientific, historical, statistical, or factual accuracy of any "fact" or similar item. Noodle content is intended for casual entertainment purposes only and should not be relied upon as an authoritative source. We assume no liability for reliance on the accuracy of any content in the App.
We also review content for tone, and our content guidelines prohibit profanity and steer clear of political, religious, and other divisive subject matter, aiming for content suitable for a general audience. That said, humour and opinion are inherently subjective (this includes content types like "Unpopular Opinions," which are intentionally written to be a little provocative), and we cannot guarantee every user will agree with our editorial judgment on any given item. You're always free to dismiss content and move on; we assume no liability for a user's individual, subjective reaction to lawful content presented in the App.
Noodle is a consumption-only experience. Users cannot upload, post, submit, or host any text, images, or other media within the App. All content displayed in the App is provided by us.
If you send us feedback, joke or content ideas, feature requests, or similar input through our support channels or elsewhere, you agree that we may use, modify, and incorporate that input into the App or our business without any obligation to credit or compensate you. You retain any ownership rights you already have in your input; we simply receive a non-exclusive, worldwide, perpetual, royalty-free licence to use it.
Noodle does not currently require an account to use. Data such as which content you've seen, your favourites, and your settings are stored locally on your device. Pro subscribers can manually export and restore their Favourites via Settings; this data is not automatically backed up to the cloud in the current version of the App. If you delete the App or switch devices without exporting your Favourites first, that data may be lost.
For details on what limited data we do collect (such as anonymous device identifiers and usage analytics) and how it's handled, see our Privacy Policy.
Noodle relies on third-party services to operate — including content hosting and delivery, subscription billing management, AI content generation, and privacy-focused analytics — and may link out to external destinations you choose, such as your Share targets (e.g., Messages, WhatsApp, email) or your device's subscription management settings.
We don't control these third-party services or destinations and aren't responsible for their content, availability, or practices. Your use of them is at your own discretion and may be subject to their own separate terms. See our Privacy Policy for how data may be processed by our service providers.
We don't show third-party advertising in Noodle, and we don't sell your data to advertisers. We aim to present upgrade prompts honestly and without manipulative design. This is a product commitment, not a legally binding guarantee of specific design choices, but it reflects how we intend to build and maintain the App.
Your use of the App is at your sole risk. The App and any services performed or provided through it are provided "as is" and "as available," with all faults and without warranty of any kind, whether express, implied, or statutory — including, without limitation, implied warranties of merchantability, satisfactory quality, fitness for a particular purpose, quiet enjoyment, and non-infringement. We do not guarantee that the App will be uninterrupted or error-free. See also Section 7 regarding content accuracy and suitability.
In the event the App fails to conform to any applicable warranty, you may notify the app marketplace you purchased through, which may, in accordance with its own policies, refund you the purchase price.
Nothing in these Terms excludes or limits any warranty, consumer right, remedy, or liability that cannot lawfully be excluded or restricted under applicable law, including Philippine law, EU consumer law, or other mandatory local laws.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, the Founder shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of data, arising out of or related to your use of, or inability to use, the App, however caused and regardless of the theory of liability. Our total liability for any claim arising from these Terms or your use of the App shall not exceed the amount you paid us, if any, in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim.
This limitation does not apply to liability for fraud, wilful misconduct, gross negligence, personal injury, death, or any other liability that cannot be limited or excluded under applicable law.
These Terms are an agreement between you and the Founder only — not with Apple, Google, or any other platform through which you downloaded the App (each, an "App Marketplace Operator"). We, not the App Marketplace Operator, are solely responsible for the App and its content.
Your use of the App is also subject to the applicable App Marketplace Operator's own terms of service, which you must also comply with.
The App Marketplace Operator has no obligation whatsoever to provide maintenance or support for the App — that responsibility is ours alone.
You and we acknowledge that each applicable App Marketplace Operator, and its subsidiaries, are third-party beneficiaries of these Terms, and that, upon your acceptance of these Terms — which occurs when you download, install, or use the App — the App Marketplace Operator will have the right to enforce these Terms against you as a third-party beneficiary.
You may stop using the App and delete it at any time. We may suspend or terminate your access to the App if we reasonably believe you've violated these Terms. These Terms remain in effect until terminated by either you or us; provisions that by their nature should survive termination (such as Sections 6, 7, 13, and 14) will continue to apply.
We may update these Terms from time to time, for example as the App's features evolve. If we make material changes, we'll update the "Last updated" date above and, where appropriate, provide additional notice (such as an in-app message). Continued use of the App after changes take effect constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Republic of the Philippines, without regard to its conflict of laws principles, and excluding the United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods.
Subject to any mandatory consumer-protection laws and legally available alternative dispute mechanisms, disputes shall be brought before the proper courts of Metro Manila, Philippines.
Nothing in this section overrides any mandatory consumer protections you are entitled to under the law of your usual place of residence (for example, in the European Union, United Kingdom, Australia, or other jurisdictions). In such cases, you may be able to bring claims in your local courts and under local law.
Questions, complaints, or support requests? Reach us at
hello@loafinglabs.com
For privacy-specific concerns, see our Privacy Policy.
If you are in the Philippines, the personal information controller under the Data Privacy Act is the Founder (Celeste Torres), contactable at the same email address.